I’m a bachelor. I love fast food. I try to eat well balanced meals whenever I can. I found Voila! from Bird’s Eye in my grocer’s freezer. I thought I hit the jackpot of frozen food. How could you go wrong with chicken, vegetables and garlic flavor?
It was wrong. So wrong. It was beyond bad. The thing I hate most about this meal was the smell. It took 10 minutes to prepare this meal and 10 days to rid my apartment of the smell. I took one bite and it was bland and over buttered and over garliced. I threw it out immediately but it wouldn’t leave. The smell refused to go. I went to the store and bought some Febreeze. Still no match for the smell. Sometimes, when I’m alone at night the smell still haunts me.
After experiencing something this bad, there’s only one thing to do—damn it to hell. So, Birdseye Voila!, Damn you! DAMN YOU TO HELLLLLL!!!!!!!!
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You should try the sweet and sour chicken. It is wonderful. Really!!!
fuck u
Looks like I offended someone who really loves Bird’s Eye. I apologize. It’s been a while since I’ve tried it. Maybe it’s gotten better.